Flounder’s Car and No Worry Foreclosure Solutions

Apr 24, 2016 | Foreclosure, Real Court Stories, Stuff you may not know

An attorney and a real estate guy were just arrested in Connecticut for allegedly running a scam on people facing foreclosure. They’re accused of something that looks remarkably like a variation on the Detroit scam I wrote about awhile back.

According to the Connecticut Law Journal “[they] would offer to purchase their homes and pay off their mortgages. The distressed homeowners agreed to sign various documents, including quitclaim deeds, indemnification agreements, management agreements and third-party authorization letters that [they] presented to them with the promise that they would be able to walk away from their homes debt-free.”

The homeowners were told to ignore any future communications from their banks, most, if not all of them, moved out. After they moved out, the alleged scammers then rented out the homes and pocketed the rent. No money was ever forwarded to either the real owners or the banks. It’s assumed that this went on until the banks foreclosed and the renters received eviction notices.

This is disturbing and, unfortunately, not uncommon. Distressed homeowners are well named – aside serious health issues there’s few things more stressful than facing losing one’s home. Distressed homeowners are targets for the smart but unscrupulous. Theses predators invent fantastical solutions that sound dead-on doable. Real.

So, here’s the thing, and it’s simple – if someone says they’ll handle everything, deal with the bank for you, take all the stress off, allow you to ignore future notices and all those pesky court dates they are ripping you off.

Get a lawyer, go to court, handle it directly, there is no magic to it. Real Estate Maven, Lawyer, Doctor, your favorite brother-in-law, anyone who tells you they have the solution and you can ignore … everything … is not there to help.

Go ahead and deal with these people and you’ll end up like Flounder from Animal House. Remember, he loans the guys his brother’s car for the infamous road trip and it comes back so trashed it’s unrecognizable. The response from Otter? To paraphase, “Face it, you screwed up, you trusted us.”

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I’ll talk to anyone who is currently behind on their mortgage, thinks they may not be able to afford their mortgage in the coming months, or is already in foreclosure. The earlier we talk, the more options you have.

… Sarah Poriss.

Sarah Poriss, Attorney at Law, LLC is the largest woman-owned foreclosure defense law firm in Connecticut, providing homeowners with quality legal counsel in foreclosure mediation and foreclosure defense.

Working at Consumer Law Group in Rocky Hill, Connecticut for four years, Sarah specialized in representing consumers facing financial crises like debt collection harassment and identity theft. Upon opening her own office, she expanded her focus to defending consumers sued by credit card companies and representing homeowners in foreclosure.

Sarah has elevated her practice by exclusively representing clients with money issues. She played a crucial role in drafting foreclosure mediation rules as a member of Connecticut’s Bench-Bar Foreclosure Committee for seven years.

Additionally, she contributed to the Bench-Bar Small Claims Committee to enhance clarity in small claims proceedings and ensure debt collectors provide substantial evidence to win cases.

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